Archive for the ‘Funny Friday’ Category

Steer Leads Police On Chase at Breakneck Speeds of 8mph

by Mister Cacties

February 6th, 2009

On Monday, Feb 2, a 650-pound yearling steer made a break for freedom from his trailer on i-84 in Troutdale Oregon. The incident caused traffic to back up both ways on the freeway.

The cow evaded capture from the police numerous times by using athletic agility never before seen from a yearling steer. At one point he reached a breakneck speed of 8mph.

Oregon Police Chasing a Cow
Oregon police attempting to penn a runaway cow

Fortunately a Hoosier Cowboy from Fort Wayne Indiana was traveling on I-84 when he saw the incident unfolding and sprung into action. With the help of Troutdale police officers the Cowboy was able to bulldog the steer into a makeshift pen created from police cars and a guard rail.

The  Cowboy’s name has not been reported anywhere that I have seen, but we here at Cacties salute you and your excellent wrangling skills.

The 14 minutes of squad car footage is priceless. Enjoy.

How Rednecks Roll

by Mister Cacties

November 14th, 2008

Do you and your outfit have a major hodown to attend? Perhaps you need to show that “other ranch” what class really means. There is no better way to be the talk of the town while arriving at your destination in style than to roll up in the Redneck Limousine.

Walker Texas Ranger at the Rodeo

by Mister Cacties

September 12th, 2008

I knew Walker Texas Ranger had amazing skills in variety of disciplines but had no idea about his bull riding abilities. I must have missed the category of Rodeo checked on his resume when it came across my desk last week.

Redneck Bottle Rocket Launcher Video

by Mister Cacties

September 5th, 2008

It’s not July 4th but we here at Cacties believe that our great country’s independence should be celebrated every day. On that note we bring you this video of a brilliantly designed bottle rocket launching device that uses the finest of redneck engineering and skill.

Small Business Owner Warns Potential Thieves Cowboy Style

by Mister Cacties

August 29th, 2008

A true cowboy is a gentleman who warns his enemy first. If the enemy fails to respect that warning then…well good luck to them.

Cowboy's Anti-theft System

This small business owner offers a clear warning to anyone interested in breaking into his establishment.